As all of you moms out there already know, pregnancy is hard work. There’s no doubt that the experience is one of a kind and totally worth it. And yet, there are moments during those 9 months when you feel you want the whole thing to be over as soon as possible.
The best thing about this period (no pun intended) is that we can choose to be serene about it and even laugh at some of the issues that arise. And once it’s over, we’ll have great memories to tell our kids and grandkids.
Here is the funny side of pregnancy!
1. That cracks me up and makes me weep at the same time!
I told my husband to put the oreos somewhere I couldn't get them. So he put them on the floor. #pregnancyproblems #thirdtrimesterwoes
— Melissa Merwin Dydyn (@mamerwin) September 11, 2016
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2. Kids and pregnancy.
4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant.
I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said:
"I never want to do that again."— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) July 21, 2014
3. 9 months of laziness. Definitely for the baby, not for women.
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3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet.
3-year-old:
Wife:
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
4. Because…whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?
So, if you get pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
— Amy W (@Ameiam) June 11, 2015
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5. Oh, the emotional wrecks we are when expecting!
For those wondering how far along I am, I'm at the stage of pregnancy where I can't look at a dog without crying. #PregnancyProblems
— Kenzie Butcher-Dubs (@DubsKenzie) September 14, 2016
6. Haha! Pregnant women are forces to be reckoned with!
If you ever want to overcome your fear of dying, you should just steal a parking spot from a pregnant woman.
— full metal mommy (@FullMetalMommy) October 27, 2014
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7. Well…
Why do men say women are dumb for getting pregnant like she did it by herself?
— 😇 (@CelesteTheBesst) April 19, 2016
8. Oh, the good old days when we could actually pick up things…
I had a dream that I have a flat tummy again. I throw stuff on the ground, and pick up, and throw again, just for fun. #pregnancyproblems
— Handezen (@Handezen) March 23, 2017
All the moms out there, do you have any funny pregnancy stories to tell? Please share them with us!
